One Last Job

Joel: “Hey babe, what do you think about this lamp?”

Valerie: “I don’t know, it might be too big.”

Joel: “That’s what she said.”

Valerie: “Oh my God, I can’t believe you’re still doing that’s what she said jokes in 2017.”

Joel: “Okay, I might use that joke a little too much.”

Valerie: “More like way too much.”

Joel: “Okay, fine, I will retire the joke, but one day the joke is going to get an offer too good to refuse. Yeah, the joke knows it’s dangerous, but the money is too good to say no. The joke needs the money to help its formerly estranged daughter open a bed and breakfast upstate. The joke comes out of retirement for one last job and everything goes wrong. The joke is killed by the police after being double-crossed by its former partner, Chuck Norris Facts. The joke dies holding a silver locket with a picture of its daughter as a child in its hands.“

Valerie: “That was one hell of story. I’m truly impressed dear, but there is no way I can fit that big thing in my already tight little trunk.”

Joel: “That’s what she said.”

Valerie: “Oh my God, I hate you so much right now.”