INT. SEOULMATES KOREAN RESTAURANT, NIGHT

Announcer (voiceover):” Previously on Million Dollar Underwear Zine.”

Sisters VALERIE and GABBY CHO share an order of Korean-style fried chicken. They are halfway through their meal.

Gabby: “Mom told me that you and Ezra broke up. What did you do?”

Valerie: “I didn’t do anything; we just Tokyo Drifted apart.”

Gabby: “What?”

Valerie: “It was a Fast Five years together, but in the end our love was just Too Fast and Too Furious to last.”

Gabby: “Oh my God, I just realized what you’re doing. Please stop.”

Valerie: “Maybe that’s just the Fate of Furious lovers like me and Ezra. I don’t know.”

Gabby: “Never mind, I know why he broke up with you.”