EXT. SUPERMARKET PARKING LOT, NIGHT

Gabby Cho unlocks her car.

Announcer (voiceover): "First Nicolas Cage stole your car."

Gabby opens her car door. Nicolas Cage jumps up from out of nowhere and pushes her down. He gets into the car.

Gabby: "Oh my God, help! Somebody please help."

Nicolas Cage drives off in Gabby's car.

Gabby: "Somebody help, he's stealing my car."

Announcer (voiceover): "Then he stole the Declaration of Independence."

INT. THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES, DAY

Gabby Cho is with her boyfriend enjoying the museum when Nicolas Cage with the Declaration of Independence in his hands runs by her. Nicolas Cage is being chased by security.

Gabby: "Oh my God, somebody stop him! He's stealing our freedom!"

Announcer (voiceover): "Next summer, Nicolas Cage is going to steal your breakfast."

INT. GABBY CHO’S APARTMENT, MORNING
Gabby sits down at her breakfast table about to enjoy her waffles when Nicolas Cage sneaks up from under the table and grabs Gabby's waffles.

Gabby: "Nic, no, leggo my Eggo."

Announcer (voiceover): "Next summer Nicolas Cage is Alex LaChef, the world's premier culinary thief, in ‘The Crook in the Breakfast Nook’."