EXT. THE ROYAL STABLES, DAY

Medieval Europe. KING CHARLES and SHERIFF JOHN are inspecting the royal stables before their morning ride when the King sees two teenage stable boys sharing a box of Kellogg’s Apple Jacks. The two men walk over to the boys.

King Charles: “Boys, what are you eating?”

Stable Boy 1: “Apple Jacks, your majesty.”

King Charles: “Apple Jacks? What are these Apple Jacks that you speak of?”

Stable Boy 2: “It’s a sweet, crunchy, apple and cinnamon cereal that is part of a complete breakfast, your majesty.”

King Charles: “May I try some of your Apple Jacks?”

Stable Boy 1: “Of course, your majesty.”

King Charles eats a spoonful of Apple Jacks. He is surprised by how good it tastes.”

King Charles: “What kind of tomfoolery is this? This doesn’t taste like apples.”

Sheriff John: “Are you boys trying to get one over on your king?”

Stable Boy 2: “Never, my lord.”

King Charles: “This cereal is called Apple Jacks, but doesn’t taste like apples.”

Stable Boy 1: “We know.”

King Charles: “I don’t understand why you boys like a cereal that is called Apple Jacks but doesn’t taste like apples.”

The stable boys look at each other, not sure what to do or say.

Stable Boy 2: “We just do.”

King Charles takes another spoonful of cereal.

King Charles: “Sheriff John!”

Sheriff John: “Yes, your majesty?”

King Charles takes the bowl of Apple Jacks.

King Charles: “Have these boys killed.”

Sheriff John: “Yes, your majesty.”

Stable boys (in unison):” No!”

Announcer (voiceover): “Apple and cinnamon make Kellogg’s Apple Jacks an apple-y sweet part of a complete breakfast.”

King Charles enjoys his bowl of Apple Jacks while in the background Sheriff John stabs the stable boys.