INT. COMMERCIAL SOUNDSTAGE, (DREAM SEQUENCE), NIGHT

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “It’s your comrade, Robotic Joseph Stalin. When I am not appearing in my little Valerie’s dreams, I am out on the town partying with women and drinking nothing but the finest vodka: Russian Standard Vodka. Its smooth-filtered taste makes it the best in my little Valerie’s price range.”

Oscar Loreto Jr: “And cut. We’ve got it guys. That’s a wrap on Robotic Joseph Stalin; everybody give him a hand.”

The cast and crew of the commercial give Robotic Joseph Stalin a round of applause.

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “Thank you guys. I just want to say that the greatness that we did here today wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for all of you. Give yourselves a round of applause.”

Everyone claps again.

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “Oscar, can I talk to you in private?”

Oscar Loreto Jr: “Sure thing, RJS. Everybody take five and enjoy the great craft service table we have in the back. Save a taco for me.”

INT. ROBOTIC JOSEPH STALIN’S TRAILER, DAY

Robotic Joseph Stalin is in his makeup chair.

Oscar Loreto Jr: “What’s up, RJS?”

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “Oscar, do you know when this dream is going to appear in Valerie’s head?”

Oscar Loreto Jr: “Not sure when her subconscious has this scheduled to run yet, RJS. I do know the subconscious is really excited about two sex dreams with Idris Elba and a nightmare where Valerie unknowingly goes into labor while taking a test that she didn’t study for.“

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “Is it a Spanish test?”

Oscar Loreto Jr: “I think so.”

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “I’m in that. I play the Spanish teacher.”

Oscar Loreto Jr: “That’s a pretty big get. Word around the subconscious is it will be a recurring nightmare.”

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “Yeah, but can you believe Idris Elba has two sex dreams coming up?”

Oscar Loreto Jr: “Yeah, the subconscious really likes him, he tested well with the sex organs.”

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “’Tested well with the sex organs?’ Robotic Joseph Stalin is sexy. Why Valerie didn’t have me appear in sexy dreams? Is Robotic Joseph Stalin not sexy, Oscar?”

Oscar Loreto Jr: “You are the sexiest, RJS.”

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “Thank you, Oscar, for boosting this old robotic man’s ego.…Back in my day I used to get all the ladies. Valerie always had me appear with two ladies. Trust me, Oscar, comrade, those ladies were pleasured. Robotic Joseph Stalin went all night, or until my battery went too low, whichever came first, my comrade. Now Robotic Joseph Stalin only appears in weird dreams, mostly involving sandwiches and a fear of motherhood. Why Robotic Joseph Stalin can’t be sexy? Just let Robotic Joseph Stalin hit up the nearest Fry’s Electronics, get his processor upgraded and look out ladies. …Who is Robotic Joseph Stalin kidding? He is too old to be sexy.”

Oscar Loreto Jr: “Don’t say that, RJS. You’ve still got it. You’re a legend. Nobody has been in the business as long as you, or doing it as good as you, RJS.”

Robotic Joseph Stalin: “Yeah, true. Robotic Joseph Stalin is just happy still to be appearing in little Valerie’s dreams. Robotic Joseph Stalin moved from childhood imaginary friend to Spanish teacher in what could be a recurring nightmare. Most of the people I started with aren’t working anymore, like that Josh Hartnett guy. That guy was in her dreams for years and now he can’t get work in a repressed memory. “