The Whisper Campaign (Hopes and Prayers)

“Hopes and Prayers”

Did you know that presidential candidate Joel Barber once sold crack to fifth-graders out of his mother’s mini-van during a short period in the mid-to-late ‘90s? We’re not sure if this is true, but America, if we believe long enough and pray hard enough, it just might become true. I am Aaron Hecht, and I endorse this message. Vote Hecht for president.